Here are two more from ScottE:
"If there won't be any 1:6 Joes in the USA, then ScoutMaster Joe will
just have to get himself to the UK and team up with Action Man."
Of this second entry, Scott says:
"How can we undo this poor decision on Hasbro's part?
Perhaps a neuralizer, judiciously applied.
"You just decided GIJoe needs to be put into full production immediately."